Dear Vorthis,

I hope you are doing well.  I am writing to let you know
we'll be coming to visit soon.  You should be ready for us
in one week's time, and we expect the finest accomodations.
I assume you'll give us the master suite and have your 
chef prepare our favorite meals.  We always have the most
wonderful time when we come.

Until then,
Sir Clueless